Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Recollections of growing up - the trip to The Rom

The perils of being a skater in the 70's

The other night I was lying in bed, couldn't sleep but my mind drifted back to a time long ago in my life when I was a kid growing up in Scotland. For those of you that know me will be aware that I was a pretty keen skateboarder. Others will know that I was brought up in Blantyre, a small village on the outskirts of Glasgow, an industrial, rugged former mining village. It sat on the Hamilton Circle, a train line that took you pretty much to Kelvingrove Skatepark. In those heady days it was all Rector Pads and Protecs, endless summers and rain affected skate sessions spent in the laundry on Argyle Street playing Space Invaders and drinking strawberry or chocolate milk.

The Blantyre and Hamilton skaters (essentially me, Eric Boyle (Boydy), Eddie Collins, Paul Bendoris, Phil O'Shea, and a few others) were a bit different to those that lived on the other side of the Hamilton Circle, namely the Bellshill Children's Home team. They were a pretty hardcore crowd. Big Phil Hayley was actually English, possibly from Essex, and he was somehow linked to the Children's home by his parents working there. Then there was another scruffy dude, Billy I think, best skater of all of us - he may have been a resident of the home, plus a few other hangers on. The thing they had was Phil Hayley's Mark 3 Ford Cortina - I shall discuss this at a later date and time with regard to a trip to Livingston.

Coming back to my insomnia; it was my attempt to recall a trip that I spent during one summer, maybe 1978, possibly 1979 that was keeping me awake. In our modern, paranoid, digitally connected world are we safer or more at risk than we were back in the 70's?

And what of that trip? Let me explain; I was raised by my grandparents, my granny, who I referred to as 'mum' died in 1976, quite suddenly. She had been unwell on and off and the evening before Mother's Day she became unwell and was admitted to hospital. I was awoken at about 7am the next morning with the news she had died. This meant I would now be raised by my granddad, a proud if ever so opinionated, bigoted and slightly bad tempered individual. An ex miner, soldier and engineer ill health had placed him outside the sphere of paid employment.

So it came to pass that in about 1976, just as punk was emerging, this thing called skateboarding appeared. I was desperate for a board. My first attempt at 'building' on featured a roller skate with no trucks, hence no steering, a gloss painted deck and a near death experience. Soon after I became pally with a school mate called Ian Hill; he had been to Canada and they had brought back two polyprops. I was hooked.

I then managed to get a fibreglass decked board, literally a polyprop with a flexi deck. The kick tail was so bendy that it literally could touch the ground without lifting the nose. Loose bearing wheels were later retro fitted with bearings acquired from Asda shopping trolley's. Coffins were the order of the day, one hill in Blantyre was particular good, very steep and in the poshest part of town, so we could annoy those that were up themselves. There was one guy, whose name I cannot remember, had a wooden decked board with dayglo yellow wheels and sealed bearings - he was fast, so fast the 'segs' in his shoes used to spark as he braked at the bottom.

So as I became more into skating I progressed, frequent trips to Kelvingrove, evenings at the Holy Cross banks, better gear, etc. Then the Bellshill bunch announced they were going to The Rom for the summer. The Rom, one of the best skateparks in the UK, near London, by themselves for a few weeks.  That was it, I was going. A previous injury (broken arm sustained skating illegally on the Motherwell Bridge full pipes), had made me miss a legendary trip to Colne to skate their square pool. There was no way I was missing out on a trip to The Rom.

I asked and was amazed that I was allowed to go, by myself, by train (overnight) to London and on to Romford, via Surrey Skateboards in Woking no less, for a trip to Romford. Now, I know this was the late 1970's, and the world was a very different place, no cellphones (in fact I don't think we had a landline till the 80's), no computers - there were paedophiles about, they just hadn't been outed.

So it came to pass, and being a bit of a train geek, selected the least direct route. At that time there were three night trains per night to London from Glasgow Central. The flashest one went at midnight. For some reason my granddad didn't think this was the best choice, probably for there being too many drunks about. The midnight one was also the one that had all sleeper carriages, only stopped twice (Carlisle and Preston) and probably cost the most. The second best went straight down the West Coast mainline, few stops and got in very early. My choice was the 9.50pm which took the scenic route; instead  of going direct it went via Kilmarnock and Dumfries, presumably to get punters off the Belfast ferry.

Now it was the lying in bed bit where I started; that night when I couldn't sleep the moon was amazingly bright - much like the early summer evening I headed off to the big smoke. I probably left Blantyre Station at about 9pm to get to Glasgow Central for my epic journey; most people must have thought I was a runaway, laden down with a skate bag, sleeping bag stashed inside, plus food, a calor gas stove, camping pan and cutlery. In my wallet was 40 quid - a massive amount in those days, but I did have to buy new gear from Surrey Skateboards (sadly the shop has gone, they are virtual, much like my memories).

The train was old, dusty and the carriages were those old cubicle kind that you get on Hitchcock films. To be honest I can't remember how crowded it was, whether I spoke to anyone, but I do know I didn't have any fear of the unknown; I must have been running on adrenalin, with a wallet full of cash, a rail card and a return ticket to London Euston. I do remember checking the countryside and the weird places the train went through, bits of Scotland I had heard of but as sure as hell had never been to. After a couple of hours the train reached the outskirts of Carlisle and the train came to a halt; this was near a big shunting yard full of freight trains and locos. It was lit up like a sports stadium; here they pulled off the slow diesel loco and replaced it with a slightly faster electric loco. From here it was another five hours to Euston - and I don't think I slept a wink.

At around 5.45am we arrived in London, the sun rising as we entered the station. This was the next part of my intrepid journey - navigating the underground to get to Waterloo to get the connection to Woking for the shopping bit of my journey. I can't remember whether I bought a one day pass or a separate return to Woking, but getting to Waterloo was amazing. I had never seen a train station as big, nor had I seen so many trains, and wait, there were Caribbean people too! I checked the departures board and headed off for Woking, at what must have been about 6.30am. I remember skating down the platform with my bag on my bag, with a member of British Rail staff who looked like Louis Armstrong actually singing "what a wonderful world", whilst in my head all I could think of was The Kinks Waterloo Sunset.

The journey to Woking was equally as exciting, crossing the Thames, racing through mythical places like Clapham Junction, Wimbledon and Hersham (as mentioned in the Sham 69 song Hersham Boys - lace up boots and corduroys), before getting to Woking, maybe at about 7.30am - a couple of hours before the shop would open. However, this is where things would become a little complicated. Now back in the day you had to show the man your ticket to leave the station - wait, where was the ticket, and the rail card and the fat wallet that was burning a hole in my pocket - all were gone. I was quite literally shitting bricks - 400 miles from home, at risk of being called a fare dodger, no money, no return ticket, nobody to call for help, with only a big bag, a skateboard and a broad Scottish accent for company.

I fronted to the first station person I saw; normally Scots struggle to be understood and they are not known for the slow pace of their delivery of words. How the hell the bloke figured out what I was on about I will never know. I had obviously dropped my wallet somewhere between Louis Armstrong and sitting down on the train, or perhaps it was on the train? Either way, it was gone.

They sat me down and figured a plan of what to do whilst I attempted to tighten my anal sphincter even more as the catastrophe of the situation began to grow in my young head. It probably didn't take that long for them to phone Waterloo, check lost property and despatch my wallet on the next train to Woking, where it arrived maybe an hour later, much to my relief. Could you imagine that happening today?

Surrey Skateboards was like Aladdin's cave, all the latest gear; I think i bought a new set of wheels, maybe a set of Benjyboard Boots, to be honest I can't remember.

I then did the train back into London and the underground, on the District line to Hornchurch and a short skate to the park. The Bellshill boys had also done the rip, and we had tents on the outside of the park fence. Oddly we never worried about the security of our belongings. Our days were spent riding the pool, a novelty for us, and the bowl, which previously extended out of the ground, but had been cut down to have a proper lip and platform (if you get what I mean). The half pipe hadn't been cut down, and none of us really bothered with that.

I say we skated most days, fueled by a mixture of Pot Noodles, fish and chips and cold baked beans; there was one night when it completely pissed down. My tent and belongings were literally in about six inches of water; that day was spent hanging all my clothes on the chain link fence around the park, to dry them via the hot summer sun. One of the B-Hill boys sleeping bags was blown onto the top of the barbed wire and was pretty much destroyed.

Kids today, do they still do stuff like this?



Thursday, September 12, 2013

NZTA clearly don't read the papers

I was at work the other day and on the table at lunch was a copy of the Bay of Plenty Times, the local newspaper for Tauranga. A couple of stories caught my eye. The first related to this piece of 'construction' (sorry can't find the link to the actual story). Anyway, if you drive or cycle this way you will see that $3.6 million is being spent demolishing a large hill to fill a valley to straighten a section of road that, according to NZTA, RDC and the Bay of Plenty Times is 'an accident blackspot'.

Great work you would think? Well possibly not. Turn over the page in the paper and there was another story highlighting there were 1400 serious crashes in the WBOP region last year, but guess what, less than 140 were caused by the conditions, the quality of the road or a defective vehicle.

So $3.6 million (and I bet it goes over that) to make a small section of road faster, which will in turn mean that the bendy sections after this new part, will become the new accident blackspots - so money well spent? The logging trucks will get to Tauranga a minute quicker?

Maybe the $3.6 million could be spent on measures to decrease motor vehicle usage, public transport, cycle lanes, etc - not whilst the car is still king!

So what do you stand for?

The local elections are coming, and one local has possibly the most ridiculous billboard ever. The woman is called Leandra Bowen  and her punchline is

Advocating crime prevention

Now some of you might think I am being a little flippant - but I do not see any of the other candidates with an opposite response, e.g. advocating domestic violence, supporting theft and/or encouraging fraud. I would suggest that my little town has its fair share of other problems - a polluted lake, a dying CBD, a lack of job opportunities, crippling debt and no population growth. I think Ms. Bowen needs to get out more!

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Treatygate - the rise of the old white racists

Long time no post; I have kept my output going via various Facebook groups, but since some of them seem to have become the dwelling place of conspiracy theorists, with agendas on Fluoride in drinking water, 1080 poisoning everyone, etc. and, that I was so annoyed by a prat called John Ansell and his "Treatygate" get media commentary on the breakfast news, I felt obliged to start blogging again.

The issue on the news article that regrettably gave Ansell air time for his simplistic views was that of adding the Maori names for the north and south islands of New Zealand. From that link you can see that "the practice was common place until the mid 1950's". It isn't new and the lecturer on marleting that arued for the change blew Ansell out of the water.

Ansell did the usual fear mongering "next we'll be calling New Zealand Aotearoa" - the sooner the better, the sooner we become a republic and free ourselves of the shackles of the manarchy the better.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Monday, July 18, 2011

A Collection of John Key's Lies

A selection - there are more (GST, ACC, etc)

On rivers and lakes or this one

Kiwibank

The income gap between NZ and Australia

Oil and gas exploration of the East Cape

The SAS in Iraq and this about how prisoners were treated


About his share dealings before Kiwirail was renationalised

About those ministerial BMW's

Trying to offer the former National party leader a job out of the country

About job creation

Tax cuts

On mining reserves

More random 'Next Blog' stuff

This week every 'next blog' seems to be a cancer sufferer; I read somewhere that Google monitors the content you are viewing and selects content accordingly. I can't remember googling cancer!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Here's a thought...

When you click the 'next blog' link at the top, why is it that you generally get an American chick with brightly coloured patch work/curtain style backdrops? Quite often they have pleasant info about their trip to New England or South Dakota, copious pictures of kids, friends and animals, with the occasional quote or proverb for good measure.

On mine you get moaning, politics and abuse - who has got this blogging thing right then?

Friday, June 10, 2011

Once upon a time

Well back in the 60's and 70's Mini's were cool.  In fact my first car was a 1970 model, in white, alloy wheels and front fog lights, that when you put them on the heater and radio stopped working, such were the deficiencies of the charging system. It was great, handled brill, looked cute and generally got me mobile. STU155J where are you now?

Anyway, time moves on, and with the demise of the Mini, replaced by the god awful Metro, the rest is simply history. The British motor industry capitulated and several moons later the Germans came in and bought the parent company, or what was left, namely Land Rover, possibly the only bit worth salvaging.

Of course, they plundered the technology, all the 4x4 stuff they now have (funny because BMW always said their cars had the perfect system and didn't need 4wd). They also plundered the brand name - the Mini!





Fast forward another few years and you hit the 'new' Mini. Now, in the basic, ordinary configuration it isn't that horrid; but BMW, as I have blogged in the past are experts in messing things up. I rest my case via the pictures below (a picture is worth more than a few thousand words here!)

What the hell are they doing? Clearly there is a nostalgia market, e.g. the new "Beetle' (a Golf with a crap body shape) and even the Fiat 500 which at least mimics its predecessor. But to make an SUV Mini is, put simply, sacrilege.

Friday, March 25, 2011

More annoyances

I am back on motoring, but on motoring with a slant. In previous moans I have pointed out the stupidity of those who text and drive, those who are stupid enough to purchase American cars and those who do not give way to cyclists.

Anyway, back to today’s grumblings. Firstly, I am not holier than thou, I am not able to chuck the first rock (as in having never sinned), but I am no bank robber or serial killer either. The group I intend to complain about are an insidious breed, some of the most annoying lot, the tax dodgers.

Here in New Zealand every vehicle on the road, be they a car, a truck, a motorcycle or even a trailer or a caravan requires two things. The first this if known as a WOF – the warrant of fitness. This is essentially an inspection test that is done every six months, checking the vehicle is roadworthy, the tyres have tread, it isn’t likely to fall to pieces and kill someone. It isn’t perfect; it doesn’t have an emissions test, it can be fiddled (e.g. sticking your mates tyres on instead of your bald ones), but it is a safety check.

There second thing is called the Rego, or vehicle registration (it is actually called vehicle licensing, but as most people call it the rego that’s what I’ll use). This is essentially a levy, paid to the government for a range of things, such as maintaining the roads, providing road safety training, but largely to fund ACC.

What’s ACC? Well in New Zealand we have this thing called the Accident Claims Commission, a state body that pays out for accidental injury – it prevents lawyers chasing ambulances like you get in many other countries. It generates income from levies from every worker, from insurance premiums on home property and vehicle policies, but mainly from the rego.

It currently costs about $250 for a year, of which about $150 per registration goes to ACC.

So why is it that such a large number of cars in Rotorua have neither? And more worryingly why are the police not actually bothered?


I take it when the drivers of these cars impale themselves on a tree they will happily forward the bill to the drivers and not ACC - or maybe they will give me a refund - yeah right!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

A Few of my Least Favourite Things

Why exactly does it need a double axle? Don't they realise chrome went out years ago?
This one is endorsed by a Texan country music star - say no more!
The whole purpose of this blog was to enable me to get off my chest the annoyances that really grate me. I have been thinking about this for some time and decided to do a top ten of my least favourite things. This list will probably not surprise many who know me, and indeed it is not probably reflective of the level at which each of these things actually annoy me.

Anyway, I’ll start with this one – the American truck.

I could have focused purely on American cars – why? Because they are shite! They don’t look nice, are badly built, handle badly, etc. But that would be isolate the biggest part of the problem, the big Tonka truck monstrosities.

Let us consider them in detail. Firstly, they are gross, too big for NZ roads, in fact they are too big for most roads. They are fuel inefficient, designed, no doubt, for carrying buffalo that you have just shot on the plain, not for cruising around towns in the central north island. With their duff duff V8’s and chronic auto transmission they look foolish pulling away at traffic lights.

Why do people drive them? Who knows – the inadequacy in the trouser department theory springs to mind (big car to compensate for small manhood). Of course, they always have the fog lights on and have mirrors that would not look out of place on a Scania.

What is even more bizarre is what they actually buy - the list of their best sellers is quite comical! Taste, what taste?

So there, it’s out – I hate Yank pick up trucks!!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Another generalisation....

Another batch of stunning gross generalisations.

Recently in New Zealand the use of mobile phones by the person driving a moving vehicle was outlawed. However, some people are above this law, clearly far too clever/important/powerful to need to comply. Recently an off duty police officer, in full uniform, was pictured by a passing motorist exceeding the speed limit on a motorway whilst chatting on the phone - but this is not the generalistion.

The two groups I intend to criticise are as follows.

The perpetual texter, slaloming their way down the road fit quite simply into a single group - young and female, generally driving a blinged up hatch back - Mazda 3, Honda Civic, Subaru Impreza.

The other group is the chatting away whilst trying to hide the phone - again quite easily spotted - the works Ute or 4x4, usually a carpet fitters, decorator or a security alarm firm - I kid you not - I see at least one of each every day; maybe they have an exception certificate - I am allowed to use my phone because people Axminster rugs are more important than other road users safety, and why should I have to pull over to answer a call, because my truck is bigger than your car.

Another one? Why is it that fat people can usually be found eating pies?

Monday, February 21, 2011

What is going on in the world?

The various uprisings around the globe have given me some uncomfortable thoughts, largely around the possibility that these could have been brought about by agencies outside those countries.

Looking closely at those countries, Tunisia, Egypt, Bahrain and now Libya and Iran, could this be the case of another ‘Operation Cyclone’ but using peaceful protest as the catalyst. Another article questions the input of  Gene Sharp, especially by some regimes.


I truly hope that these are spontaneous events, but will wait for the Wiki leaks to prove otherwise!

Monday, February 14, 2011

A Cadbury's Cream Egg question

Here’s a question, perhaps someone out there can answer it? Are Cadbury’s cream eggs getting pointier?

Once upon a time they seem bigger, these days they seem to be shrinking, the circumference at the widest point seems to be much the same, but the pointy end now seems much thinner.

Is this a way of reducing global obesity, or merely a way of ripping off the consumer?

Friday, February 11, 2011

Judith Collins

It seems the right are offended by the above, which has been posted all over the North Shore.

Actually I think it is an honourable suggestion, given the nastiness of Mrs. Collins. lest we forget that the root cause of crime is well proven to be linked to poverty, which itself is well proven to be linked to ethnicity, social circumstance and a lack of good education provision.

Also, national don't seem to realise that countries with armed police also have more gun deaths - funny that!

If you create a monster then learn how to deal with it!

Rupert's phone fetish


Oh Rupert, what are your people doing? Surprise surprise, the News International group, headed by the tyrannical Mr. Murdoch, once an Aussie, now a card carrying Republican, have been phone hacking all manner of actresses, footballers agents, ‘B’ list celebrities, politicians and, god forbid, the aides of Prince William.

So far Rupert has paid out a tidy sum in reparations to make the problem go away – but I feel I need to ask the question – how much has he actually made from these dealings? I would hazard a guess a fair bit more.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

What a wonderful world

After a summer break the blog is back; actually, I couldn’t be bothered. There were a few things I could have gone on about, such as the NZ government planning to sell off 49% of state owned assets – apparently so they can be owned by locals (correct me if I am wrong, but don’t they already belong to the country?)

So it comes as no surprise (well to me anyway) to read that the Conservative party receives over 50% of its funding from the city. That’s right, the bunch of tossers who got the world in mess through their corporate greed are filling the trough for the equally greedy Tory pigs to dine from.

For those outside New Zealand you may like to know our current prime minister was, guess what, a merchant banker.

What a messed up world we live in!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Good on ya Bolivia


I was watching the latest round of Climate Change meetings from Cancun (funny how they always find somewhere nice to have these meetings).

The usual bunch of politicians were there, living it up, enjoying the hospitality and proposing an array of new, probably unworkable and badly thought through set of ‘solutions’ to the problem of global warming, most importantly showing some concern to those less well off countries who are, well to  put it bluntly, the victims rather than the perpetrators.

One single ray of hope came from the Bolivian delegation, the single country bold enough to actually say “No, you are not going far enough”. So big ups to Evo Morales for his vision – he is my man of the week!!

The return of Terry Jones

Good old Pastor Terry Jones (I've blogged about him before), he's planning a trip to the UK to hang out with those wonderful people the English Defence League - their own website does not  actually have much.

What a fine bunch of people they are - a religious bigot and a bunch of racist football hooligans. I do hope they have fun together. Neither group should be allowed to steal fresh air meant for sane, tolerant human beings!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Funeral music

I often hear a song and think that it would be a good one for my funeral; one that I have decided is on the list of contenders is 'We never change' by Coldplay

I wanna live life and never be cruel.
I wanna live life and be good to you.

And I wanna fly and never come down.
And live my life and have friends around.

We never change, do we? no, no
We never learn, do we?

So I wanna live in a wooden house.

I wanna live life and always be true.
I wanna live life and be good to you.

And I wanna fly and never come down.
And live my life and have friends around.

We never change, do we? No, no
We never learn, do we?

So I wanna live in a wooden house,
where making more friends would be easy.

Oh, and I don´t have a soul to save.
Yes, and I sin every single day.

We never change, do we?
We never learn, do we?

So I wanna live in a wooden house,
Where making more friends would be easy.
I wanna live where the sun comes out ...